Out of print for more than 30 years, now available for the first time as
an eBook, this is the controversial story of John Wooden's first 25
years and first 8 NCAA Championships as UCLA Head Basketball Coach.
Notre Dame Coach Digger Phelps said, "I used this book as an inspiration
for the biggest win of my career when we ended UCLA's all-time 88-game
winning streak in 1974."
Compiled with
more than 40 hours of interviews with Coach Wooden, learn about the man behind the coach. Read
the players telling their stories in their own words. This is the book
that UCLA Athletic Director J.D. Morgan tried to ban.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
(3/10)
by Tony Medley
It has been said that if you put 1,000,000 monkeys at 1,000,000
typewriters, one will type out Hamlet. The script for this film (Ted
Elliott & Terry Rossio) is what the other 999,999 will produce.
Bad as this is, it will probably earn well more than a half billion
dollars in gross revenue. The first in the series, The Curse of the
Black Pearl, had a U.S. domestic gross of $305,413,918, and a worldwide
gross of $653,913,918. The second, Dead Man's Chest, had $453,315,812
domestically and over one billion dollars worldwide. I thought both
deplorable without an instant's entertainment. Well, that's not actually
completely accurate. I liked the first ten minutes of the first one,
when Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) is introduced as a drunk,
wayward pirate. Unfortunately, his character became wearisome in a
hurry.
This one is no better, but no worse, than the first two. Geoffrey Rush
and Kevin R. McNally are still competing as to who can do the worst
imitation of Robert Newton as Long John Silver. McNally wins because
Rush's interpretation is definitely better. That's about the only good
thing I can say about this one. Well, Keira Knightley is beautiful.
That's two.
All the films are similar in that they aren't the slightest bit
entertaining and run on for what seems forever. This one has a running
time over 2:45. And it's made egregiously worse because Producer Jerry
Bruckheimer has added a short epilogue after the credits. It takes at
least ten minutes for the credits to run off, then the film comes back
on. Take it from me, even if you manage to last through this
interminable film, it's not worth sitting through the roll of the
credits to see the epilogue.
It's not fiction that Johnny Depp earned an Oscar® nomination for the
first one, playing Captain Jack Sparrow. I thought that ridiculous, but
then I think most of the nominations the Academy makes for Oscar®
ridiculous. He's back doing the same thing, playing a cowardly, drunken
captain. Everyone's back, Knightley, Tom Hollander, Bill Nighy, Orlando
Bloom, and a few new faces, and the story is basically the same. Since
it appears that everyone in the world must have seen at least one of the
first two, I'm not going to repeat it again. Twice is enough. This is
just the same movie over and over again. In the second one, there was a
terrific performance by Naomie Harris (as Tia Dalma) in which she used a
captivating calypso accent. I thought she deserved an Oscar ®
nomination. Alas, she doesn't rise to the same level here, but she's
most probably done in by the script and the lines she is forced to
utter. If you liked the first two, go for it. If you didn't, save your
money.
May 21, 2007 |